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"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

baby sweetcorn...

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Steamed vegetables."

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Is this still America?'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Roasted Peppers

"Albino broccoli mum!"