Sustainable Crusader Gifts

New windmills to fight?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

There is No Planet C

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

The melting polar ice caps

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Environment policy.

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