Conservation Crusader Gifts

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Fish with a water supply.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"How do I stop climate change? Tip 1: Insulate your house..."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

If everyone will obey the law, only one mile will need to be cleaned up!: 'Littering next one mile! NO littering next 110 miles.'

'I've had my tusks surgically removed: Now, I'm of no value to poachers...'

"I brought my own bag."

Trees on the form of a map of the world, being eaten by an infestation of pests that look uncannily like humans.

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

Water theft.

"Stop making neonic pesticides or we're gonna sting!"

But It's Cold

Tree shoots lumberjack in self-defense.

"That's all they think about these days. I've never seen such enthusiam in the fight against extinction!"

Closing down.

Dennis froze as he heard the news report on vehicle CO2 emissions.

'Mabel? You know how you were worried about global warming? Well you can stop worrying now'

'For someone on the verge of extinction he looks surprisingly well.'

'No wonder they're endangered!'

Save The ....

The new spirit of cooperation between loggers and Greenpeace

'Guess where they've authorized offshore drilling NOW!'

Human Cull: People who leave their litter on the beach.

Footprint on Alaska

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"Oh look, a crested newt."

Deer in Fear

"They will never accept you as one of their own."

"Jeff's in toxic waste handling."

Water scarcity in Africa

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

"Times must really be tough."