Conservationist Crusader Gifts

"Honestly! They're made from plastic."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Ironing day.

There is No Planet C

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!