Conservationist Crusader T-Shirts

"Honestly! They're made from plastic."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Just Stop Boil

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Global Warmer 2000.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

There is No Planet C

Earth stove

Ironing day.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I think we have run out of time..."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."