'Never mind that stuff -- I'm going to tell you the financial facts of life!'
Cash Crusader Gifts
Looking for a gift for the cash crusader? Whether they’re passionate about investing, saving, or turning financial strategies into art, our collection offers witty and thoughtful items that resonate with their creative approach to money. Ideal for entrepreneurs, savvy savers, or financial hobbyists, these products blend humor with inspiration, making their financial journey even more enjoyable.
'Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?'
Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.
"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."
First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.
"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"
How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.
"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"
"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."
Two Players both holding the same cue.
'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'
Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.
Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.
"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."
"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"
Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.
"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."
"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."
Super-Mario Draghi
"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."
'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'
'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'
'It won't take bitcoins.'
"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."
'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'
Poor man and rich man
Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.
Net Zero Superstitions
'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'
"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"
'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'
Hourglass earth - time running out
"The dollar is falling!"
Climate Change Denier's Playbook
Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....
Cash Crusader Gifts Collection
Cash Crusader Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs that are perfect for the cash crusader who loves to start their day with a clever financial joke.
Cash Crusader Pillows
Comfort and wit combine in our pillows, ideal for cash crusaders who want to add a clever financial touch to their space.
Cash Crusader Prints
Bring motivational and humorous financial art into their home or office with our unique prints, perfect for the creative cash enthusiast.
Cash Crusader T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for the cash crusader who enjoys showcasing their love for smart money management with humor.