Funding Crusader Gifts

'The End Of My Grant Is Near.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Farmers' Warnings.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

'We lost funding.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

'You're ambitious I see!'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"All the causes were taken."

'I want to borrow 1% of that 700 billion.'