Funding Crusader Gifts

'The End Of My Grant Is Near.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Farmers' Warnings.

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

'We lost funding.'

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.

"All the causes were taken."

'You're ambitious I see!'

'I want to borrow 1% of that 700 billion.'