Cashless Society Lovers Gifts

IRS Pay Taxes Here. We don't do discounts for cash.

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Music to their ears.

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

All Major Cash Honored.

"Of course the job has benefits - you benefit by getting a paycheck every week!"

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

We accept only digital currency.

"It's just not the same."

"I read where we may soon have a cashless society."

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

"It's not quite the same."

"Do you take cash?"

I've Always Envied Cats

"Anthony, are you paper or plastic?"

But I hardly know the lady!

But It Makes a Neat Sound

'Sorry, this is a cashless raft.'

Payments without QR code

'He's not taking money OUT - he's trying to stick a rude note IN!'

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

"But I don't carry cash!"

'This trouble causer, wants to pay with cash!'

"To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you be interested in setting up an online payment facility?"

Snowdonia expensive car park

Destitute, Please Help - Swipe Card Payments Only . . . Due to Covid.

'Don't look at me. I haven't carried cash since I learned how to write my name.'

I seem to have forgotten my wallet. I'm afraid I'll have to pay the check by licking dishes.