Cashless Strategist Gifts

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Will work for ETFs

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Investing your savings

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Fries and kids

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Pound sign in an hourglass.

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Nest Egg

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

The Mattress Savings Bank

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'