Contactless Payment Enthusiast Pillows

Destitute, Please Help - Swipe Card Payments Only . . . Due to Covid.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Not in the mood for human interaction line

Busker with a Card Machine

"I read where we may soon have a cashless society."

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

"It's something from the gas company. Don't they know it takes more than bold red font, to move me to respond. I need to be wooed, fawned over. After all, I'm more than a checkbook."

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"Where do I swipe?"

Odds-on favourite computer program in the paperless office of the future.

But I hardly know the lady!

"It's COVID mate, we prefer contactless for muggings these days."

'Check, mate.'

Heaven Self-Checkout

Post Office: 'I hate it when they E-mail to complain!'

Payments without QR code

'Erm...haven't got the cash have you?'

"To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you be interested in setting up an online payment facility?"

"Drop money in the hat, or I have a paypal account if you prefer paperless."

'Don't look at me. I haven't carried cash since I learned how to write my name.'