Digital Currency Adventurer Gifts

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

My First Bitcoin.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

'Exactly how much do you have to speculate before anything starts to accumulate?'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"He created Bitecoin."

"Your 'old money' not making you happy? How about trading in Bitcoin Futures?"

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

'Mom, I sold everything on E-Bay.'

We accept only digital currency.

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

God cries as bitcoin destroys the earth

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

"You better not take any money from this guy, he's a cryptocurrency trader."

Virtual Money?

The Sultan of Bitcoin

"Help! This guy has been talking about cryptocurrency and NFT's for an hour!"

'Accountants rarely see cash, Bobby, we keep accounts electronically,'

Lemonade - We only take Bitcoins

Elon Musk

Street beggar as a sign stating: Bitcoin only!

Bought Bitcoin futures without being warned about flash crashes.

"It's crypto with a C and has nothing to do with kryptonite."

Do you accept Bitcoin?

"According to the map the cryptocurrency treasure must be buried here!"