Digital Currency Dreamer Gifts

'Got any spare Bitcoins?'

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"The Cryptocurrency people must never find out that we don't understand what the hell they're doing."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

My First Bitcoin.

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

What is possible/what is probable.

Breaking Through

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

Number Phobia.

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"He created Bitecoin."

"Your 'old money' not making you happy? How about trading in Bitcoin Futures?"

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

'Dollar'

We accept only digital currency.

Money is the Incentive.

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

God cries as bitcoin destroys the earth

Virtual Money?

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

The Sultan of Bitcoin

"Help! This guy has been talking about cryptocurrency and NFT's for an hour!"

SPECULATION

'Accountants rarely see cash, Bobby, we keep accounts electronically,'

"It's crypto with a C and has nothing to do with kryptonite."

Lemonade - We only take Bitcoins

Sleeping man's Z's have lines through them making them dollar Z's