Cryptocurrency Dreamer Gifts

'Pennies aren't lucky anymore. Inflation. You gotta find at least a nickel...'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

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"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

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'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Here comes the new kid.'

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

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The church of our lady of wall street.

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

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