Digital Currency Explorer Gifts

"Help! This guy has been talking about cryptocurrency and NFT's for an hour!"

Please Help! Grateful for spare change. . .Will accept Venmo and Bitcoin.

My First Bitcoin.

"Do you take bribes in bitcoin?"

Lemonade - We only take Bitcoins

Virtual Money?

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

The Tobin Tax.

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"He created Bitecoin."

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

The Crippled Euro

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

We accept only digital currency.

Chines Dollar

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

'Before booking-is it Euros in Bognor?'

"You better not take any money from this guy, he's a cryptocurrency trader."

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

Bitcoin Asteroid

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

The Sultan of Bitcoin

"It's crypto with a C and has nothing to do with kryptonite."

"I suppose we could convert it to bitcoin."

Elon Musk

Street beggar as a sign stating: Bitcoin only!