Digital Transactions Gifts

'Give me your money. No, not the entire wallet, just swipe your credit card.'

'You've successfully completed the transaction to sell your soul. A digital receipt will be e-mailed to you.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'Have your people facebook my people.'

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

"It's boilerplate marriage vows with a pre-nup rider. Just hit the 'agree' button."

"First it was one kid, then another and another...mobile banking has put my kind out of work."

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

Busker with a Card Machine

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank."

Virtual Money?

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

'According to your electronic file...In 1998 you sold your soul to the devil on Ebay...'

'Please tell me these are NOT the outcome of the e-procurement for the new signs contract!'

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

Lost in the laptop...