Digital Agreements Gifts

"It's boilerplate marriage vows with a pre-nup rider. Just hit the 'agree' button."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

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'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Wikipedia...

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Zoom Wedding

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

"All those in favor Retweet."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'That must be my computer date.'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

We met online.

'zzz sleep.'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."