Digital Dealer Gifts

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

S.S.dot.com

Busking during a pandemic

I e-bay t-shirt.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Buy my data $20"

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"When is it my turn?"

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

e-procurement

I'm dealing on the stock market! Shouldn't you shave first?

"I planned on cutting the cord myself but my phone app beat me to it."

STRIP Hambone: Successful business moving to smaller premises

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

'What do you mean, you forgot where you parked. You've been shopping online.'

Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

"After I introduce you to solids, I'm going to need your help with some computer stuff."

'You've successfully completed the transaction to sell your soul. A digital receipt will be e-mailed to you.'

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"