Digital Dealer Gifts

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

S.S.dot.com

Busking during a pandemic

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Buy my data $20"

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"When is it my turn?"

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

e-procurement

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

STRIP Hambone: Successful business moving to smaller premises

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

conversing using table tennis technology

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

"I planned on cutting the cord myself but my phone app beat me to it."

I'm dealing on the stock market! Shouldn't you shave first?

'What do you mean, you forgot where you parked. You've been shopping online.'

Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.

Man bids at Internet auction site

"After I introduce you to solids, I'm going to need your help with some computer stuff."

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'You've successfully completed the transaction to sell your soul. A digital receipt will be e-mailed to you.'

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"