Digital Deserter Gifts

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Privacy - Surveillance

i-teddy

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"I'll never forget you."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."