Digital Detractor Gifts

Looking for a playful way to celebrate someone who’s skeptical of technology? Our collection for digital detractors features witty, humorous items designed to bring a smile. Whether they’re your tech-averse friend, a savvy critic of screens, or just enjoy clever humor, these gifts turn digital resistance into an art form. Find the ideal present that tickles their funny bone and respects their tech-free zone.

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Supermarket Self Service Checkout mockup

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

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'I didn't get your message because I'm letting my voice mailbox fill up.'

'I didn't get your message because I'm letting my voice mailbox fill up.' mockup

'I didn't get your message because I'm letting my voice mailbox fill up.'

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Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame. mockup

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

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Screen Time vs Book Time

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"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!" mockup

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

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"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed." mockup

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

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"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

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'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?' mockup

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

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"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?" mockup

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

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'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.' mockup

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

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"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in." mockup

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

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EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

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'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?' mockup

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

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'Look, I just expect more from a muse.' mockup

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

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'I believe in living life to the fullest.'

'I believe in living life to the fullest.' mockup

'I believe in living life to the fullest.'

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Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone. mockup

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

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"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?" mockup

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

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"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment." mockup

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

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'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.' mockup

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

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"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!" mockup

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

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Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work. mockup

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

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"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?" mockup

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

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"My life is one unending pop-up ad." mockup

"My life is one unending pop-up ad."

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'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.' mockup

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

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"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!" mockup

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

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"Hang on...I think you're losing me." mockup

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

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'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.' mockup

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

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"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time."

"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time." mockup

"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time."

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"What?"

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This P.C. has been porn free for 23 days

This P.C. has been porn free for 23 days mockup

This P.C. has been porn free for 23 days

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"I bet the decline in the U.S. birth rate is thanks to Wordle."

"I bet the decline in the U.S. birth rate is thanks to Wordle." mockup

"I bet the decline in the U.S. birth rate is thanks to Wordle."

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"Can I call you back? I'm shopping." mockup

"Can I call you back? I'm shopping."

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Health and Safety man on mobile about to fall down manhole.

Health and Safety man on mobile about to fall down manhole. mockup

Health and Safety man on mobile about to fall down manhole.

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"Don't worry. As soon as Junior learns enough words, he'll tell you how to work it."

"Don't worry. As soon as Junior learns enough words, he'll tell you how to work it." mockup

"Don't worry. As soon as Junior learns enough words, he'll tell you how to work it."

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Digital Detractor Gifts Collection

Digital Detractor Mugs

Looking for a humorous mug to suit the digital detractor? Explore our collection of witty, screen-free themed mugs that make coffee breaks more amusing.

Digital Detractor Pillows

Add some humor to their home with our digital detractor pillows—comfy, cheeky, and designed for those who prefer offline relaxation.

Digital Detractor Prints

Enhance their space with our fun and clever prints celebrating digital resistance—a perfect decor for any tech skeptic.

Digital Detractor T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for the digital detractor in your life—wear humor and wit proudly with our range of funny, tech-averse designs.