Digital Distractor Gifts

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Dawing your Cellphone

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Are you calling 911?!

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

Social media is stealing your atten...

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

"My life is one unending pop-up ad."

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

PC and The Web is the wrecking ball.

"I bet the decline in the U.S. birth rate is thanks to Wordle."

"What?"

"Can I call you back? I'm shopping."