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Dawing your Cellphone

Screen Time vs Book Time

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."

"My life is one unending pop-up ad."

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

"What?"

"I bet the decline in the U.S. birth rate is thanks to Wordle."

"Can I call you back? I'm shopping."

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