Digital Distraction Observer Pillows

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Guru.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Go ask your search engine."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

Mobile Phone Mobile.

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"I'm just checking my inbox."

Weapons of Mass Comparison

'Jenkins, there's no easy way for me to say this, so I suggest you download your dismissal as a PDF file from the company website.'

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

"Talk about overkill. She broke up with me by text, 6 types of social media, and then through her attorney."

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

'I don't think those apps have made Junior smarter.'

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

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