Distraction Observer Pillows

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Pizza time.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

Go Back to New York

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

Impractical Gardener.

Space junk.

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Hurdles with Steps

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"You read the exit sign. The eye chart is behind you."

First Contact

Fake Muse

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

Social media is stealing your atten...

'That cloud looks like a sheep.'

I just wish he'd warn us when he's going to have an out-of-body-odor experience.