Digital Distraction Observer T-Shirts

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Social media is stealing your atten...

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Guru.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Go ask your search engine."

E=Equals

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.

Musk's Twitter

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

Mobile Phone Mobile.

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Weapons of Mass Comparison

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Fake Muse

"I'm just checking my inbox."

Are you calling 911?!

'Jenkins, there's no easy way for me to say this, so I suggest you download your dismissal as a PDF file from the company website.'

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

'I don't think those apps have made Junior smarter.'

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

"Talk about overkill. She broke up with me by text, 6 types of social media, and then through her attorney."

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.