Digital Distraction Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Are you calling 911?!

Health and Safety man on mobile about to fall down manhole.

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

The chicken who meant to cross the road but got distracted

The Computer Bore

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Screen Time vs Book Time

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Guru.

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

E=Equals

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"I virtually finished my homework."

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'