Digital Distraction Expert T-Shirts

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Pizza time.

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I virtually finished my homework."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"I'm just checking my inbox."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'What's procrastination?'

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

"I bet the decline in the U.S. birth rate is thanks to Wordle."

No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!

"Can I call you back? I'm shopping."

KEYS TO SUCCESSFUL MEETINGS: Don't be distracted by non-essential activities, no matter how much fun they may be.

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