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Digital Distraction Critics T-Shirts
Bring humor to their wardrobe with t-shirts that humorously critique digital distractions, perfect for those who like their statements bold and their style fun.
Screen Time vs Book Time
"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."
"DID YOU SEND THIS?"
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
"I virtually finished my homework."
"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"
"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"
"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."
'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'
Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.
"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"
Are you calling 911?!
'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'
"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."
Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.
"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"
"I get instant messages, but they might as well be snail mail by the time I can get to the computer on my walker!"
"My life is one unending pop-up ad."
'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'
"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"
Supermarket Self Service Checkout
'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'
"Hang on...I think you're losing me."
Judge drops gavel on jury members with cell phones.
"I bet the decline in the U.S. birth rate is thanks to Wordle."
"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."
No caption (People in an art gallery look at their cellphones rather than the art on the wall. The paintings are various icons and technology symbols).
"What?"
"Can I call you back? I'm shopping."
This P.C. has been porn free for 23 days
"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time."
Health and Safety man on mobile about to fall down manhole.
'I didn't get your message because I'm letting my voice mailbox fill up.'
Kid is envious of his father's laptop.
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