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"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'Sorry. Due to all the e-mail jokes and funny cat videos on the internet, there's very little demand now for office clowns.'

"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Smartphone Sonogram

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I virtually finished my homework."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Polly wants on-line.'

Digital Press Killing Off Print-Media

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the computer equipment.'

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

'Yeah, the phone you bought last week was G4, but THIS version is G-Whiz 4!'

DAB vs AM/FM

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

A spider encounters a popup ad on the web.

"Why are we losing money hand over fist under my guidance? I could answer that or. . . WHO WANTS CANDY?!!"

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'