Digital Distraction Aficionado Pillows

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'Sorry. Due to all the e-mail jokes and funny cat videos on the internet, there's very little demand now for office clowns.'

"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Smartphone Sonogram

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I virtually finished my homework."

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

Digital Press Killing Off Print-Media

'Polly wants on-line.'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

I can't vote for Clinton. I just keep thinking about how she said she didn't want to use two separate devices to check her personal and work email. I use six devices! iPhone, Apple Watch, iPad, iMac, laptop, and Kindle Paperwhite. Anyone who isn't packing at least four wifi-capable devices is too old-timey to run my country. You think Ted Cruz is packing? I don't want to have this conversation.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the computer equipment.'

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Are you calling 911?!

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

Lapdog realizing he's lost his job to a tablet.

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

'Yeah, the phone you bought last week was G4, but THIS version is G-Whiz 4!'

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

DAB vs AM/FM

A spider encounters a popup ad on the web.

"Alexa, you have all the answers, where the devil did I put you?"

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

"Why are we losing money hand over fist under my guidance? I could answer that or. . . WHO WANTS CANDY?!!"