Digital Distraction Devotee Pillows

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

'I found a way to Pinterest on company time.'

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I need a more interactive you."

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Man-mobile

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I virtually finished my homework."

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

Silly sausages

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"Is it an important text?"

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"