Digital Distraction Devotee Pillows

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I need a more interactive you."

Man-mobile

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"I virtually finished my homework."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Silly sausages

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'