Digital Distraction Enthusiast Pillows

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Health and Safety man on mobile about to fall down manhole.

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

The chicken who meant to cross the road but got distracted

The Computer Bore

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Guru.

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"I virtually finished my homework."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"