Digital Distraction Warrior Pillows

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

This P.C. has been porn free for 23 days

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Guru.

Internet Cafe.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'Technology hates me.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

Computer From Hell

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

Love Hate Computer Relationship