Digital Distraction Warrior Pillows

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This P.C. has been porn free for 23 days

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Guru.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'Technology hates me.'

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

Computer From Hell

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'