Digital Distraction Survivor Pillows

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

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Screen Time vs Book Time

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I virtually finished my homework."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

Error: Out of memory.

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

Family separated by the Internet

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"

"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."

"Kids, could you do Mommy a huge favor and go really far away from me? Thanks."

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

Grizzly has updated his status: 'I'm back from hibernation, who wants to meet me for a quick snack?'

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

Phone Hypnosis