'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'
Digital Distraction Survivor Mugs
Cheer on their digital detox efforts with a mug that celebrates overcoming distractions. Perfect for coffee or tea breaks during their tech-free moments, these mugs add humor and encouragement to their daily routine.
"My email is down... talk to me."
Online form - Submit.
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
Screen Time vs Book Time
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."
How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!
"DID YOU SEND THIS?"
"I virtually finished my homework."
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"
Error: Out of memory.
"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."
"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"
"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."
"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"
"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"
'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'
Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.
"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."
Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."
Family separated by the Internet
Are you calling 911?!
"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."
'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'
"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."
"Kids, could you do Mommy a huge favor and go really far away from me? Thanks."
"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"
"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."
"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."
"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."
Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.
Grizzly has updated his status: 'I'm back from hibernation, who wants to meet me for a quick snack?'
"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"
Digital Distraction Survivor Mugs Collection
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