Digital Distraction Critics Mugs

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I virtually finished my homework."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

"My life is one unending pop-up ad."

"I get instant messages, but they might as well be snail mail by the time I can get to the computer on my walker!"

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

Judge drops gavel on jury members with cell phones.

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

"I bet the decline in the U.S. birth rate is thanks to Wordle."

"What?"

"Can I call you back? I'm shopping."

This P.C. has been porn free for 23 days

"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time."

Health and Safety man on mobile about to fall down manhole.

'I didn't get your message because I'm letting my voice mailbox fill up.'

Kid is envious of his father's laptop.

There were disadvantages to the 24 hours communications revolution.