Digital Dueler Gifts

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Information Tightrope.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

Wild West Text Showdown

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

Cyberwarfare

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

I'd rather be phishing.

Spam.