Digital Merchant Gifts

"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank."

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Likes: $2.

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

I should probably get out more.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Connected to Technology.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Clickbait

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."