Digital Commerce Dreamer Gifts

"Holy cats. I finally sold something."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Geek fairies

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Money Plant.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Binary Man

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Keep on Truckin.