Digital Commerce Dreamer Gifts

"Holy cats. I finally sold something."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

Money Plant.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Binary Man

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."