Online Transactions Gifts

Cool. The tooth fairy put a few bucks in my PayPal account last night.

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Internet.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'I found him on the internet.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Online Shopping.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Gerald Ratner's return

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"