Online Donations Gifts

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I found him on the internet.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"So much for password protected."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Everybody meets online these days."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

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"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Today's love

'Your website or mine?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."