Donations Gifts

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

Don't think of it as tithing. Think of it as a cover charge.

'It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to GIVE there.'

'It comes to something when the state of the pound is such that we HOPE to find lots of foreign coins!'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"At the sound of the beep, you may donate your home to the charity of your choice."

"This is a charity calling. Please stay on the line for the voice of human kindness."

"Before I give you this donation I want to know what percent will go toward actual programs."

"Sir, in order for my organization to receive your generous donation you have to release the check."

"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."

"No, there is not an annual cap on tithes."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Food Shelves Donation Pot.

'Why, I am writing down the names of all the good boys and girls.'

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

"Funding for 'Nova' is provided by Merck and Lockheed, by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by annual financial support from viewers like you."

First Church of 100% Donation Rate: Featuring Sermons That Name Names!'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Hurricane Relief Thank You To States And The World.

'Well it does say small change.'

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Subscribe to The Times? Girl Scout cookies? Donate to the food bank? Bob only needed a few items, but first he had to walk the Solicitor Gauntlet.

'Got any coins? No, I'll write out a cheque.'

"Seems to start earlier every year."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...