Donation Gifts

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Sperm Bank, the bank that likes to say yes... yes!... YES!

'Have you seen my amplifier.'

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

New life (organ donation)

The nonprofit dog fight.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Honey badger do care.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

'Dear, it's called a collection plate, not a tip jar.'

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."