Food Donation Gifts

A Prayer to Share.

"Donated jams today, donated jams tomorrow..."

LAY ZEE FUK

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

Sisyphus Pizza

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

The Emeril Isle

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

Do you realize the light from that star left over a hundred thousand years ago and it only just got here? That's nothing --- Have you ever phoned out for pizza?

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"Somebody order a pizza?"

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

Honey badger do care.