Food Donation Gifts

A Prayer to Share.

"Donated jams today, donated jams tomorrow..."

LAY ZEE FUK

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

New life (organ donation)

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Sisyphus Pizza

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

The Emeril Isle

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"Somebody order a pizza?"

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

Honey badger do care.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."