Food Bank Friend Gifts

Things you can't do much about...what you can do....

The Fourth Little Pig

'Do you have any catsup?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

I wish I'd had the review.

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

The Martini is invented.

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Sinking Sand

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Wine and Cheese

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"

Strawberry Shake