Food Bank Friend Gifts

Things you can't do much about...what you can do....

The Fourth Little Pig

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

I wish I'd had the review.

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

The Martini is invented.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Strawberry Shake

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Wine and Cheese