Friend Of The Needy Gifts

"I thought we agreed to go halvsies on everything."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Priest

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Words falling out of bible.

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

"It's the quarantine cloud."

The Good Samaritan.

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

'I've always been partial to the Goo Goo Dolls.'

"I just friended God!"

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

Faithbook

I work for a nonprofit organization. Me, too. I appear in a comic strip.

Apparently I didn't learn enough. They say I have to come back tomorrow. Welcome to Kindergarten.

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

'There is no 'I' in Jesus, but there is an 'Us'.'

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."