Friend Of The Needy Pillows

"I thought we agreed to go halvsies on everything."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Priest

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

Words falling out of bible.

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

"It's the quarantine cloud."

The Good Samaritan.

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

"I just friended God!"

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

"Done saving the world for today."

Look...a friendly face.