Fur-tunate Friend Pillows

'I never set my phone to 'vibrate.' If I'm purring, I never know if I'm getting a call or not.'

"Has anyone seen my anti-depressants?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

Priest

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

Words falling out of bible.

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

The Good Samaritan.

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

Faithbook

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

"I just friended God!"

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

'There is no 'I' in Jesus, but there is an 'Us'.'

'Are you going to accept my friend request or not, Adam?'

"Ask me about my long face."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

"Enough with the drama."