Fur-tunate Friend Mugs

'I never set my phone to 'vibrate.' If I'm purring, I never know if I'm getting a call or not.'

"Has anyone seen my anti-depressants?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

Priest

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Words falling out of bible.

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

The Good Samaritan.

"It's the quarantine cloud."

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

"I just friended God!"

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

'Are you going to accept my friend request or not, Adam?'

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

"Ask me about my long face."

"Enough with the drama."

'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

I have a little confession...