Long-lost Friend Pillows

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

"He's been abroad for 40 years. . . will he recognise you?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"You're right, they are statins."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Who's Dead

"Same old crowd."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'