Longtime Friend Pillows

"You and me go back a long way, don't we!"

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"Why bother?"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Holding hands

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

Heavy meals on wheels

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

If you want to see love be love.

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Remote Control Duck

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"The doctor would like you to pee into this chalice."